It was a slow day at the office so I decided to read the House version of the infamous “Cap in Trade” (American Clean Energy and Security Act of 2009) legislation as agreed by the House last year. Although I did not get through the entire 1,428 pages, I did read enough to provide you with some highlights especially as it applies to housing. The overriding theme is more federal government takeover of state’s and community’s rights and homeowner’s rights.
For example, “The Secretary may by rule establish a national building code energy efficiency target for residential or commercial buildings.” The states would be charged with the cost of the program “including…hiring enforcement staff, providing training, providing manuals and checklists, and instituting enforcement programs, designed to achieve full compliance within 5 years after the date of the adoption of the code.”
So what if your rent house tenant wants to poke some holes in the roof and install a solar energy panel or your neighbor in your homeowner’s association wants to cover his roof in solar panels? Never fear, congress is here and it doesn’t matter what your HOA rules are or your lease says—property rights—gone!
“The Secretary of HUD in consultation with the Secretary of Energy, shall issue regulations—(1) to prohibit any private covenant, contract provision, lease provision, homeowners’ association rule or bylaw, or similar restriction, that impairs the ability of the owner or lessee [emphasis added] of any residential structure designed for occupancy by 1 family to install, construct, maintain, or use a solar energy system on such residential property;”
The code would regulate everything from energy efficiency buildings to televisions, spas, urinals and electric cars. If it uses energy, it is pretty much on the regulated list. Now, you may be thinking that this topic is a great conversation piece for around the old water cooler. I would agree. As a matter of fact the “old water cooler” has special mention in the legislation.
“BOTTLE TYPE WATER DISPENSERS.—
Test procedures for bottle type water dispensers shall be based on ‘Energy Star Program Requirements for Bottled Water Coolers version 1.1’ published by the Environmental Protection Agency. Units with an integral, automatic timer shall not be tested using section 4D, ‘Timer Usage,’ of the test criteria.” You just thought you needed cold water.
Congress has admitted in the legislation itself that its implementation will cost you money. “Not later than August 31 of each fiscal year, the Energy Information Administration shall estimate the annual total loss in purchasing power that will result from American Clean Energy and Security Act of 2009.” Households that qualify (roughly if you qualify for food stamps) will receive a “monthly energy refund” to make up for this loss in “purchasing power.” The states (with all the accompanying costs including “appropriate bilingual personnel and materials” will be charged with figuring out who qualifies under this new wealth distribution system.
This legislation will also create new jobs that demand new skills and training. Farmers and ranchers in particular will have the ability to create a new profit center in their operation. They will be able to generate “offset credits” by the “(G) reduction in greenhouse gas emissions due to changes in animal management practices, including dietary modifications;” In other words the farmers and ranchers can make money by managing the methane gas emitted by their cattle. Theoretically, the offset credits “issued under this title may be sold, traded, or transferred….” These credits would be sold to polluters who find it cheaper to purchase the credits rather than clean up their pollutions.
Two jobs are created immediately when the farmer or rancher implements this program—a CFC (Cow Fart Counter) and a CCFC (Chief Cow Fart Counter). Under the legislation the CFC would first have to establish a baseline of cow emissions because you can’t calculate the reduction in farts until you know what the average cow emits. “A standardized methodology for establishing activity baselines for an offset practice of that type. The Secretary shall set activity baselines…” The law provides that an “offset project developer” be designated (CCFC). The CCFC would manage the CFC to ensure that promulgated methodologies were used. OSHA would be assigned also to make sure that the CFC took his smoke break at least 100 yards away from the cows.
And so the legislation goes. I’m sorry I didn’t have more space but maybe we’ll get a chance to revisit the bill in the future. In the meantime I’m looking for training for those new jobs.